Bad Motherfucker.

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toxicwinner:

if there were only girls everywhere everything would be so easy and pleasant. I could walk my dog at 3am and probably get a juice cos juice bars would be open cos all girls would take their dogs on night walks it would be like a normal thing

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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"Goofy girls make excellent girlfriends."

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shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

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